diecry:

 the man from nowhere

아저씨 (2010)

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tommyshphrd:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

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grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

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wintersoldeirs:

do you think chris evans can sense when there is a left boob in the vicinity? like there’s a tingle in the back of his mind and he just KNOWS so his hand reaches out to the nearest victim

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dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG

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nerdsandgamersftw:

syd-k:

WHY ISN’T IT TAGGED, WHYYYYY. I shall feex eet.

This is from “A Gathering of Cats” by Makoto Shinkai. It’s a one-minute short, and you can watch the whole thing here.

Truest shit I’ve seen since Chi’s Sweet Home, y’all. Truest shit.

That was one the most amazing things I have ever watched.

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symmetrical-twin:

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tort-time:

littlefootdoesstuff:

cyberalpaca:

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 

Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

I think I might like turtles now wordtoyourmother-bro :’)

I had a turtle who liked his belly petted and would roll himself over by jumping off his rock.

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sixpenceee:

Don’t ever look into a person’s face in the dark. Your imagination does these weird things and all of a sudden that person’s face becomes grotesquely distorted and ghastly.