Theme // Werewolves
Film: Van Helsing
re: van helsing werewolves
These werewolves are my favorite cinematic ones to date, for real. You look at these guys and think “WOAH SHIT MAN-WOLVES THEY ARE GOING TO EAT ME AND TEAR OUT MY LIVER”
they are big enough to be scary and they move like monsters, too. my one gripe has always been a lack of tails because tails are fun but they are still awesome especially considering how low-budget this film was
the rest of the movie is campy as hell but WEREWOLVES
this movie is a huge guilty pleasure of mine
re-re: van helsing werewolves
Not only do i agree with the statement above about these low budget walves being totally fucking badass but wow can we also talk about how they transformed from man to beast and beast to man?!????
There are different ways to interpret the transformation of man to unholy beast/creature but for me this has to be the best one yet! usually its the classic over growing limbs and sudden hair growth from hair follicles but in Van Helsing…..holy shit when you turn into a werewolf you fucking tear off your fucking flesh off revealing/releasing the evil you are becoming like holllly shiiiiiit!!!!
idk about anyone else but you physically ripping out of your skin and tearing away pieces of yourself while you twist your bones and grow into a huge bad ass werewolf is pretty fucking metal ok
can a wide-release, big studio movie with Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale in it really be considered low budget?
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
Subtitles are the best part II
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I found this way too funny.
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.